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Chatting With Clever Bot: 90th Oscars Best Picture Nominees

I decide to talk to a robot about the Oscars to get some A.I. insight into which film will win best picture. Unfortunetly, the robot goes haywire and doesn’t make any sense, oh well. Either way, can’t wait to see who wins the 90th Academy Awards, hosted by Jimmy Kimmel! Here is the full transcript […]

Short Life Story: LSAT Exam Day Nightmare

My Goddamn Awful No Good Day, Also Known As Typical LSAT Exam Day Audio Recorded Short Story Recorded Using ttsreader.com Check Out Smytex.com/smytblog for more reviews, previews, stories, and videos. Transcript on the Site As Well. (Visited 47 times, 1 visits today)

Top Ten (10): Video Games That Should Be Made Into Movies

Have you ever seen a great video game movie? Neither have I. Video game films are a risky proposition, as they are often critical and financial flops. Despite the tendency of video game movies failing there are still some properties out there that could make for an amazing film, perhaps good enough to redeem the […]

Tomb Raider: Original vs. Remake (Smytex Versus)

One v, One. Mono v. Mono. Two movies enter and only one will come out victorious. This week we witness the match of Alicia Vikander vs. Angelina Jolie, who is the better Tomb Raider? Which film will stand the test of time. Place your bets and get ready to FIGHT! (Visited 57 times, 1 visits […]

I Hate Battlegrounds (PUBG)

Highlights of Player Unknown’s Battlegrounds games, or should I say a lot of nothing. What is the point of war anyway? War is hell. (Visited 60 times, 1 visits today)

Daily Life Commentary: Battery Park, New York

Found some old footage of New York, might as well tell the world the expert insights behind the craft of walking around and filming stuff in this installment of Daily Life Commentary. Have you ever bought a DVD just for the commentary and wished there was no movie to go with it? Then this is […]

Movie Review: Blockers (No Spoilers)

Review of the new hit Comedy Blockers, starring John Cena, Leslie Mann, and Ike Barinholtz. IMDB Synopsis: Three parents try to stop their daughters from having sex on Prom night. Directed by Kay Cannon Release Date: April 2018 Rated R (Visited 49 times, 1 visits today)